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Five-a-drive 

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.
"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"
Five-a-drive by horsethefan July 23, 2009

five dive 

The act of a stripper picking up a folded five dollar bill off of a paying mans face (or forhead) with her vagina.
the stripper performed the five dive for her customer.
five dive by kibascheza April 7, 2008

dive for five 

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.
Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

dive at five 

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.
Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.
dive at five by dalbort June 24, 2007

Five dive 

Did you see Mark five dive Briget at the hazing. Yeah, he really white knukeled it with no hang ups.
Five dive by Funkywhitemonkey33 October 2, 2018

a five dive 

When fists insert the anal cavity.
Sheila is great at taking a five dive.
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