doug

a homosexual police officer

slow down I see a Doug
oink oink doug

by logan frederick June 10, 2005

doug

To act in a way that is some what, "muggish" or "annoying." This term is used many times when a fellow friend acts in a way you do not wish them to.

Jane: "OMG what is he doing?"
Matt: "Yeah, I know what you mean. He's being a Doug."

by Henri S October 8, 2007

doug

A person who plays more than the healthy amount of time on video games. Usually bitches about people calling him names and is louder than a damn howler monkey. His claim to fame is his Jew curls. His ancestry dates back to 1940's Germany and wakes up extra early to get his favorite treat, the Jew bagel. Most Importantly, he barks out his communist political ideology with no evidence to back it up. All in all, even though he can be annoying, people put up with his shit because it wouldn't be the same without him.

Known aliases:
-choder
-nasal nick
-Damian
-Jew bagel
-Jew boy
-dergland
-dickland

Hey dude, I was playing GTA last night and this dude killed me. Then when I tried, he hid in his apartment and went on battlefield 4.
-that's gay, he's such a doug

by Sky4Lakai October 17, 2013

doug

Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity; a person who is not very bright. Usually used as a nicer way of calling someone stupid (i.e. someone you like and you're mostly kidding around).

You doug! Why did you change the channel when the Leafs are on!

by Herb July 19, 2006

doug

Doug (present tense):Douged (past Tense) verb: the act of going to sleep with your kitchen clean and waking up in the morning to your kitchen looking like a food tornado came through it.

example 1: What the hell Chris did you Doug are kitchen last night there's breadcrumbs in the silverware draw?!?!?

example 2: Brian I think we were Douged last night there's tomato sauce on the ceiling!

by The playboy November 9, 2013

Douge

Similar to a patio which is a paved outdoor area adjoining a house, a douge is a paved or stone outdoor area that is away from or separate from a house. Typically in a garden area or around a fire pit. It often resembles a forgotten or hidden pathway, but is actually mantained to create this look.

We enjoy sitting by the fire out on the douge.

by Stella Blanco May 4, 2020

douged

To get completely drunk to where one would expose their naked ass's or see people

Damn, doug got so douged he exposed himself to dara.

by Mike November 19, 2004