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dongknocker by ultra super awesome man October 13, 2010
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Doorknocker
Big hoop earrings, often with the wearer's name in script across the horizontal diameter. It's not uncommon to rock a matching name chain.
"Giirrl, my ears are killin' me from wearing these heavy-ass doorknockers all day; i gotta be stylin' though, you know?"
Doorknocker by onthestrenf March 25, 2009
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Joe: "How was that threesome last night?"
Bill: "It was going really well until me and Bob dongknocked. Then it was just awkward."
Jow: "The chick was hot though right?"
Bill: "It was going really well until me and Bob dongknocked. Then it was just awkward."
Jow: "The chick was hot though right?"
dongknock by yumyzombieparts December 2, 2011
Syberian Doorknocker
The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.
I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.
Jan: Well what did do?
Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!
Jan: Well did ya'll do it?
Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.
Jan: Well what did do?
Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!
Jan: Well did ya'll do it?
Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.
Syberian Doorknocker by WTXFTE March 19, 2010
Bongknocker
A Bongknocker is an entity (human or animal) who would rather run through your bong, knocking it over, spilling the water and potentially breaking it, as apposed to walking around it respectfully and gracefully.
Bongknocker by Korrpse Fiddlah November 23, 2009
nancy doorknocker
nancy doorknocker by nancy d. July 10, 2021
Doorknocker
A discriminatory word used against those who follow the religion of Mormonism. This is because of the tendency for Mormons to go door to door trying to spread their religion/ book.
Doorknocker by soymbean October 26, 2022
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