dog shit tinge 

When you have just bought a frozen coke or a slurpee, and are waiting in line to pay, but it's taking a while. The top of your coke appears to be getting whiter. This is dog shit tinge.

Person #1: Ugh, excuse me can I go ahead of you in line?

Person #2: Um sorry no?...oh wait you're getting dog shit tinge mate. Go ahead!

Person #1: Thanks cob.

dog shit tinge by killerninja March 17, 2009

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds by Mark C. September 15, 2005

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006

dog-shitting-tacks mad 

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

dog-shitting-tacks mad by Madman623 January 14, 2014

dog shitting titi smacker 

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

dog shitting titi smacker by the tree dog July 12, 2009

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades 

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

mad dog shitting razor blades 

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

mad dog shitting razor blades by WozInOz May 10, 2024