ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?
Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010
The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!
Vitim: WTF!!!!
Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!
Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
Vitim: WTF!!!!
Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!
Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010
"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
by badgrl696969 May 2, 2019
Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017
When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
by Chadleyturpenkum March 13, 2017
Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
by December 5, 2018
When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.
by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 25, 2010