Dildo

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

by adhgaerhh March 8, 2009

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica February 27, 2005

dildo

A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny.
Wendy has a big black dildo
Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.

by Pianoman_NY March 31, 2005

dildo

please tell me why the fuck you are searching this up

no im not using "dildo" in a sentence

by manwhoenjoyslife May 6, 2018

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara April 1, 2003

dildo

a girl's best friend.

i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!

by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003

dildo

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

by Dilbert December 1, 2003