Deux Spew 

Action involving- eating a meal; performing felatio; expelling meal onto lap of bj recipiant.

John: How was last night with Sandra?
Jack: It was going really well till she Deux Spew'd all over me...
John: What's the Deux Spew?
Jack: When you go out to on a date, then afterwards, as she's performing her furious felatios talent, she then proceeds to throw up her meal on your lap.
John: Gross...
Jack: Your telling me, I was the one with Arby's all over my new jeans.

Deux Spew by Killa Filla July 12, 2010

salad le deux 

The Salad of Two: When a couple that feels particularly close and comfortable together (or is just down like that) chooses to engage in mutual salad tossing for the common goal of depraved gratification.

I knew she was the one when we had a Salad Le Deux for our 1 month anniversary.

salad le deux by Das Bigly September 12, 2006