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describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall
Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa 

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

Words can not describe 

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“

described video 

When a television station describes characters to those who are visually impaired. Also the thing Can dace knows nothing about and mistakes for narration.
There is 3 people standing by a door. two women and a man. one is Candace facing the tv on set. She speaks trying to say a television show is in described video. A second male on stage is laying on a coutch. he is attempting to prove her wrong because the television show is really just being narrated

or Several people are visible in the picture, in particular, four women in the foreground who are facing the camera.

self described truth seeker

An overcomplicated way of outing yourself a liar.
Asda Jim is a self described truth seeker and amateur journalist.

how do you describe wall 

you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall
person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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