An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.
Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector
A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector
A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
by L's and eights July 5, 2009
by Moltens September 6, 2018
by the deer August 7, 2009
The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.
by Chilltownian June 27, 2013
When you engage in the sexual act of putting a whole box of malted whoppers into another person's anus and have them fart the whoppers into your mouth like they're a deer shitting in the woods.
by The Chuck finley January 8, 2020