cument

a soft scrotal glue, produced by aggresive fondling and/or stroking of an engorged phallus, that hardens on setting, usually upon an enthused female's body; excellent for attaching random items to one's partner

"Yo Chad! You should've been there last night! I Supermanned Karen with some of my Grade A cument!"

by chef's special April 21, 2021

cument

The act of cumming so much inside of a woman that her ass cheeks become stuck together. Usually ends up causing the ass cheeks to be split apart with hands.

My cum is like cement. It keeps on sticking Amy's ass shut. She calls it cument

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Cument

The mysterious invisible substance that mysteriously stiffens teenage boys' socks.

Susan had to run Billy's socks through the wash three times to get all the cument out.

by Señor Boboddy February 18, 2021

Cumcentration

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

by Germ604 June 25, 2009

cummentary

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

furi curent

it s a romanian slang and it s used in the context when someone dont know shit about the subject in case

Someone : yo i think the universe it s not infinite and we live in a society full of jews
me : shut up bro, furi curent !

by cesices July 7, 2020

Cementing

Shitting on someone and rubbing it in with your bum.

Cementing on people is fun.

by Paypar January 4, 2015