When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.
Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017
"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
by coombskid22 March 31, 2014
One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.
by KCguy42 December 21, 2010
by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010
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by AdolfHitler69 February 18, 2015
The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.
Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!
by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009