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One of several(?) living species of men. A negro person of sub-Saharan Africa now found cast broadly amongst the four corners of the Earth.
"There's no mistaking the fact that your child is congoid".
congoid by rodhandler December 22, 2003
Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?
congoid by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003
someone who is of maxxxed out west/central african ancestry. the female form is congess . east africans, such as somalis and some ethiopians are generally not considered congoids, as they're of a genetically seperate branch of africans, and their features are different, not maxxxed.
1. Damn that congoid with the maxxxed out nasal structure and hyper melanation sure is scary.

2. That congess sure has a big booty. Methinks She'd be mighty fine for breeding.
congoid by Farax October 30, 2006

conoider 

1. To come up with, to create, to configure, or to invent.
2. Can also be used to convey a general understanding of a situation, as in come up with the idea for the understanding of the situation.
"I conoidered this lever and pulley arrangement to help me get this stuff in and out of my truck."
"Someone needs to conoider a better way to get this stuff in and out of trucks."
"I conoider this lever and pulley can be put together to get stuff in and out of trucks"
conoider by Jeff VS April 21, 2006

Congroid 

A slang term given people who live in Congers, New York. Though the term is interpreted as very general, it is often given to the douchebag white kids who try to act black, or the obnoxious preppy crowd who have an undeserved feeling of accomplishment and self-esteem.
Ex. 1:

Emo: North's full of these self-obsessed idiots.
Goth: Fucking Congroids.

Ex. 2:

Teacher: Why did you push steve down the stairs kyle?

Kyle: Bitch, you buggin'. Nigga called me names, yo.

Teacher: You're such a stupid congroid.
Congroid by ToChEm December 20, 2010

Congvidcal visit 

The lawful visit to the residence of your significant other if you live apart during the Covid-19 lockdown.
Officer, I am on the road because I'm on my way to my boyfriends' house for congvidcal visit.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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