confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.

I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.

confusation by chendy April 21, 2008

confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.

There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....

confusation by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017

Shy/Asshole Confusion 

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

Shy/Asshole Confusion by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

confusionship 

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

confusionship by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016

I am confusion 

When you are so confused you literally are confusion

I am confusion

I am confusion by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 20, 2018

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way

Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

Total confunction nonsense by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020

Postcoital Confusion 

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.

Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.

Postcoital Confusion by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008