The sound of a gummie worm bouncing off someone's forehead in a tent.
I really coiked ya one. Yeah! Fuck you bitch!
by Beans April 13, 2004
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coik.. a local Shropshire word for someone who is a cock or just very annoying
by rev gurtu July 17, 2006
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trying to spell "cool" on msn, it can be used in many ways to say stuff.
that thing you said was coik
by Vinny April 25, 2004
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1) a transitive verb, only applicable to males, used to describe the act of kicking, hitting, or otherwise causing injury to the groin, specifically the testicles (balls). usually used in the past tense (coiked)

see also knackered

2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)
1) "My little brother was giving me the shits so i coiked him in the balls"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"

2) "I can feel the coik coming on"
by Phillip J Brown January 22, 2007
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Acronym for Clear Only If Known.
Usually used in response to opaque text or speech that requires prior knowledge of jargon to understand.
"Has my order been despatched?"

"It's showing as having been processed by the User Satisfaction Team on the system."

"Coik!"

"I'm sorry sir I don't know what that means."

"Like your response, it is an answer that is only clear if you already know what it means."
by Sarkey February 15, 2019
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A phrase mostly used by excited boys with tourette syndrome
Fuck-a-coik! lets go to the bar
by pakoontala September 21, 2016
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