club

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
by James March 07, 2004
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1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.
hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.
by egbdf August 26, 2005
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A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.
Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush.
by XxTokerxX4Life August 07, 2008
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What you strike baby seals with.
Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.
Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?
by Faceplant April 26, 2005
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A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.
Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.

Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
by rpr March 29, 2013
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A place where you can usually find people with bottles of bub
"You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub"
by dzla July 21, 2008
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a weapon, often used for murder.
"ill hit you over the head with a club, whore!"
by stalkerchicklovesanya October 30, 2009
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