A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.
Hey asshole, go climb a dick!
by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017
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to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer
"I got so pissed off at him that I told him to climb a wall of dicks."
by julran13 November 2, 2013
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