channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

by trevor the greatest lover in the world March 13, 2007

channel 1

15 minute period in the morning before school starts in which students choose to either sleep or do their homework from the previous night rather than listen to the useless news.

"yo did you do your math homework?"
"no, ill do it during channel 1"

by teewoodey23 October 13, 2011

channel 1

A show usually hosted by one incredibly hot girl and one humongous tool bag.

That gay black guy <- huge tool

by Deahenle November 3, 2004

TheOfficialFNG’s Formula 1 channel

A place where very deluded people go and speak about Formula 1

I think Max Verstappen is a War Criminal
TheOfficialFNG’s Formula 1 channel is so fucking deluded

by mastorpaldonado September 13, 2021