Cervixed

When a woman gets her vagina serviced at the gynecologist.

"Becky and I went to the gyno together today and got cervixed. It was well overdue; I smelled fishy." Doug P

by Dani Shells89 March 3, 2017

Cervied

The act of vetoing any information that comes from anyone else.

Outside information is deemed "useless".

Generally, the information originally supplied was much better than the information added after being vetoed.

I had this GREAT idea the other day, but I was cervied and now it's doomed to fail.

by Vince February 11, 2005

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023