certitude 

The scientific version of the word certainty

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-

certitude by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014

Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.

Aloofness, Cattitude

Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012

catitude 

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.

that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly

catitude by kristekitty June 20, 2009

Catitude 

Catitude (Adjective)
-Cat·ti·tude-
The attitude of a cat.
Catitude is usually aloof, stuck-up, rude, or stand-offish.

My cat never greets me at the door.
He's got a bad Catitude.

Catitude by ArtistsUnited December 31, 2014

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010

catitude 

The feline version of attitude

Man, that cat has some serious catitude

catitude by anonymous October 16, 2004

Cuntitude 

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

Cuntitude by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011