The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.
by bigshow8891 October 8, 2005
Everything that is racist, ignorant, and just plain wrong in the world condensed down into a fat, hilarious nine year old cartoon character.
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
by Andrew M B April 24, 2006
by timeem May 13, 2005
The fat dude on South park.
Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 5, 2005
Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.
by Name Name173 March 22, 2008
Cartman is super happy fun joy time awexome!!! He's on the show South Park and is the fat kid who always gets made fun of.
by Sharzak June 3, 2005
Noun: A person in South Park who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.
"Your such a cartman"
by Grayz May 15, 2007