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Canonization 

1. A process where worthy people are endowed among the canon of saints.

2. The murdering of Jedi Knights by force of millions of Stormtroopers.
1. All saints are accepted into the canon of saints through a process known as canonization.

2. All the Jedi were hunted down and destroyed by millions of Stormtroopers through a process known as canonization.
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canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
canonization by lead by $lapaho February 14, 2021

Colonization 

Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.
Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Colonization by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Media Colonization 

(mēdēə kä-lə-nə-ˈzā-shən)
Verb
1. The act of a new group of individuals entering

a media space, fanbase or IP and demanding

the space be altered to accommodate their

ideas, values and/or worldviews.

2. The act of excluding and/or removing a group

of media enthusiasts or fans from a space or

fanbase through ostracization, intimidation

and/or bullying.

3. The complete alteration of a media space,

fanbase and/or IP, for the sole purpose of

catering to new fans and/or enthusiasts.
The media colonization of Disney, seems to have had a dire impact on the current state of the franchise.
Media Colonization by Muttemor August 22, 2022

Canalization

Sitting on the toliet and thinking about life
Person 1: "What are you doing man?"
Person 2: "I'm canalizing right now"
Canalization by Nad Ragaz September 12, 2004

reverse colonization 

The concept of Native peoples taking back their land and antiquities. This is pretty much in retaliation for all the things White people did to them.
"What the fuck? I went to sleep and came outside and there were a hundred fucking tipis everywhere!!"

"Reverse colonization, man. It's a real problem"
reverse colonization by 1FalconPunch November 25, 2009

Colonization Syndrome

A native person who, as a long-term consequence of colonization (specifically inter-generational internalized racism), is only attracted to white people.
"don't even try to get with her, she's got a bad case of Colonization Syndrome"
Colonization Syndrome by darciel November 24, 2018