Blind

The disability of one where one can not see visual images happening in the real world.
It's really a good thing we have Braille, you know?

If you can read this, you're probably not blind.

by Smith dux Wurd July 14, 2017

blinds

there's always a can of 7up next to them

This 7up taste good next to these blinds

by olex2 September 18, 2018

Blind

Blind is a turn often used to describe the visually impaired yet has a true meaning lost in translation...
A person who needs glasses to see is the purest form of blindness. Nobody understands their pain because they assume the glasses help them see just a little bit clearer when in reality, no matter nearsightedness or farsightedness, the accumulating blur that becomes your vision over the years of letting your eyes use bifocals as a crutch becomes humiliating. The slight wrongness of your sight is like having a popcorn kernel stuck up your a- I mean, in your teeth. And when fate leads you to be unable to fix a slight irritation, either by a scratch on your lenses or the way you look without your glasses on!...that is true blindness.

Fabio: "Dude have you seen my glasses? I can't see anything, I'm blind."

Todd: "I thought you were nearsighted...?"
Fabio: "Don't fucking bully me my pain is far greater than any of your peasant mind can handle!"
Todd: "Ok, good point. Your glasses are on your head."

Fabio: *screams of pain*

by ecstasiesofnonsense July 10, 2020

Blind

After excessive masturbation you may become 'blind'

This one time at band camp, my friend masturbated for 10 hrs and after that he became blind

by G i L October 14, 2003

the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

Blind

penis, usually of young boy, over which foreskin may not be drawn back, phymosis

that teenager's got a right pointy blind end

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Blind

(verb) When somebody is looking at you...you grab your crotch and say "Blind!"

when somebody has their back turned to you,...you grab your crotch(Michael Jackson style) and you say "do you want the rest of this?" and when the other person turns around they catch the Blind!

by dcorelone April 20, 2006