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bland chick

A girl with no defining features, comes off a production line. As plain as bulk vanilla ice cream from a large tub. eg.10 things i hate about you chick, julia stiles, not Larisa Oleynik.....sheeessss hottt!.
man that girl is like, go-able but....she's just bland, there's nothing there. watta bland chick! ..another thing..in that movie julia styles flashes the teacher...whith what?....im asking what...seriously...it pisses me off...
by laurozza October 2, 2007
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blend chick

A regular, simple, woman for whom anything outside for "normal" is "shocking!", and inconceivable in real life, due to trying to blend in high school, and having never learnt any lessons since then.

Eg. the notion that some men and women could be into BDSM and not just acting. Not going to a show because one's students might be at a show or see her in pictures, and how scandalous would that be‽
She's just some blend chick nterviewing Jim Carrey and thinks she's the shit because she's on TV.
by fragmede September 15, 2017
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chick band

A musical group consisting of females, or mostly females. A chick bands can only play rock music, if not, it's not a chick band.

Here are some chick band traits:
Their hair is usually messy. This is to insure that they are tough.
They wish they had a rough life. Most of the time they don't. (They usually say something like: their father left them when they were little girls).
They often complain about sexism. The real reason they get little respect is because they're not talented in the first place.
These bands usually play Fender and Gibson guitars, mostly playing power chords.
Chick bands write "THEIR OWN SONGS", and sometimes cover "A FUCKING GOOD SONG". Sometimes by Kiss, Nirvana, or Guns n' Roses. The chick bands' write about their "boyfriend dumping them", "them dumping their boyfriend", and "partying all night". Maybe even about someone else, overdosing on painkillers.
The singer cannot reach a higher/lower note than their talking voice. Sometimes the singer also plays guitar at the same time.
The chicks in the band are usually butch.
Lillix and The Donnas are chick bands. Hole is not quite a chick band. Avril Lavinge has a chick band, even though she's the only chick in it.
by *Bee* September 17, 2008
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chick band

guy: dude! save ferris is a chick band!
by dumb kid September 30, 2003
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chick band

A band with woman playing an instrument or is on vocals.
-Dude, I listen to Sonic Youth.
-Thats a chick band.
-So, you listen to the pixies don't you?
by tourettes1992 August 21, 2006
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chick band

band wif chiks in it..duur
by kickit0000 January 29, 2004
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blank check

A situation where a person has a virtually unlimited amount of resources to perform certain acts.
George W. Bush thinks that he has a blank check to do what he pleases, which is why our nation is falling apart.
by jesster79 March 3, 2005
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