black jesus

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.

"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"

by s(^.~)z January 25, 2006

black jesus

Something too good to be true

See through clothing

by Skelletor August 10, 2005

black jesus

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

by dj-nasty June 3, 2005

Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

by Real Black Jesus December 17, 2019

Black Jesus

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus

Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.

by John Tabs April 16, 2010

Black Jesus

This is the real Jesus. Not to be confused with Mr. Jesus, YOUR JESUS, or Mickey Mouse Bullshit Jesus. This is the Jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!

Shawn: So what is the deal, are we friends or not?

G-Sylce: I swear to Black Jesus is you pull this shit again, I'm going to cut you with my scissors... DRAMA

by SHenderson January 21, 2010

BLACK JESUS

An exclamation used when blankets are pulled over the head and nothing is visible.

* pulls sheets over head, screams in a muffled voice*

"BLACK JESUS...!"

by BarelyAHuman May 22, 2015