A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.
Mom: WHY DID YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD!
Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.
Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!
Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!
*loud whipping sound*
Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.
Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!
Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!
*loud whipping sound*
by ManOsteelman April 19, 2021
"Dude, I was staring at Tinas tits in class today and the bell rang. I had to belt it so no one would see my chubby and laugh at me."
by Arthur Fingerbanger January 7, 2014
After achieving something great, the in-your-face gesture of putting on a championship belt, derived from Aaron Rodgers famous celebration.
Bill: I just aced that test. When I walked out, I gave the class the belt.
After that massive dump, I gave the toilet the belt.
After that massive dump, I gave the toilet the belt.
by bsizzlepro February 11, 2011
1. To get shouted at really loudly in front of people who decide your cool quotient (eg; friends and peers, never parents).
2. To go really fast down a road or a lane in a vehicle.
2. To go really fast down a road or a lane in a vehicle.
1. Dude, He got belted by his girlfriend for flirting with other gals.
2. He literally belted his chevy '65.
2. He literally belted his chevy '65.
by bubblyster April 27, 2010
Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.
Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
by SammiWammi December 9, 2008
The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.
by Captain Bender Baz September 14, 2006
Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
by mummummumumumumummummuum November 1, 2019