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The equivalent name of shawty but for girls to call guys
aubrey(me): Mike is my bajo!
Bajo by Aubrey CTFxC FTW October 22, 2010
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•Bajo
- A term used to describe mentally ill homosexual people. Generally addicted to hopping on broomsticks, or offering 5$ blowjobs.
"hey you want a 5$ blowjob?"
"Don't be such a bajo!"
Bajo by Bigtittyjiggler January 16, 2020
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An odd person. Particularly someone that barfs on the plane.
That chick over there is a bajo
Bajo by ferreal January 16, 2008

Bajo jajo 

Expression used most commonly in Poland to annoy others. While it has no translation if repeated many times it can become irritating.
Bajo jajo, bajo jajo
Bajo jajo by EmMa2025 June 1, 2023

Bajo'nkcha 

Cannabis, Marijuana, Weed, Pot , Chronic, Sweet Mary Jane, Kind Bud, Dank, Ganja, Sticky Icky ,Grass,
" Yo man. Let me hit some of that Bajo'nkcha."

" Hey , You know where I could get some Banjo'nkcha. "

" This is some dank Banjo'nkcha."

" Lets pitch on some Banjo'nkcha for later."

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce 

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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