Johnny's Barn 

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

Johnny's Barn by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn 

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man

Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017

Check What's In The Bain-Marie 

-When you think you've shat your pants and need to go to the toilet and check.

-Someone who's fart smells like pure wet shit.

Greg: *Farts*
Dan: "Fuck Greg, I think you need to go check what's in the bain-marie"

Check What's In The Bain-Marie by huggiesnappies September 6, 2017

Alabama Barn Slammer 

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

Alabama Barn Slammer by Sethsucks December 7, 2009

Barn Sour

a person or horse refuses to go anywhere outside of what it considers to be its home. It also means that the person/horse is maybe scared of the outside world.

He would never go out with his wife because he is barn sour.

Barn Sour by CaliGinger March 24, 2011

Barn Star 

A person who thinks they are a bar star, but only picks up ugly women. aka barn animals

"Mike is such a barn star, he always picks up ugly chicks!"

Barn Star by commandercool9876 May 11, 2010

Barn Stupid 

The act of doing nothing for long enough that you forget what you've learned.
:used to describe what happens to horses when left unattended.

He's been in there so long, He's become barn stupid.

Barn Stupid by Superjay75 December 21, 2008