ass

something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.

-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad

by Urban Dictionary March 18, 2005

ass

N)
1. Anus.
2. A Donkey.
3. Person who acts like a donkey or an anus.

1. It ain't ass until you feel the heat.
2. Pedro walked his ass to the watering hole.
3. Bob is an ass.

by Paul Wall July 27, 2003

ass

Bender's most frequently uttered word.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

by dj gs68 May 14, 2003

ass

another definition for sleeping with a female; having sexual intercourse with someone. Not to be directly associated with the anus or rectum.

1) Man I has got to gets me some ass tonight!

2) Did you get some ass last night?

by Johan of Seminole County July 28, 2005

ass

(_!_) = normal ass
(__!__) = fat ass
(!) = skinny jeans
(_?_) = dumb ass
(_E=MC2_) = smart ass
(_$_) = rich ass
_!_ = square robot ass
(_o_) = asshole
(_*_) = shitstain
((_!_)) = Cellulite Ass
(_o.o_) = double asshole
(_o.o.o_) = triple asshole
(_Y_) = thong
(_@@@@_) = goatse ass
(___!___) = facesitting ass
() = anorexic ass
{_!_} = swishy ass
(_X_) = leave my ass alone
(_x_) = kiss my ass
(_zzz_) = tired ass
(_o^^o_) = wise ass
(_o_) = an ass that's been around
(_O_) = an ass that's been around even more
(_13_) = unlucky ass
(_#_) = ass pounding
(_!__) = lopsided ass
(_^^_) = bubble ass
(_*_) = sore ass
(_+_) = total ass
(@@@@@@@@@@@) GOATSE

assicons

by tatomuck1 November 24, 2008

ass

3/4 of Jennifer Lopes' body weight
and still great

j'lo has the greatest ASS ever

by americanagainstself July 24, 2003

ass

1)n. A type of donkey or mule
2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox
3)n. A stupid or foolish person

1) I rode my ass up the mountain.
2) I'll sake my ass in your face.
3) Stop being an ass!

by Anonymous June 14, 2003