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When you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the butt hole and a turd shoots out so fast that you don't feel it crown.
I pushed so really hard and I shot aircannon. It shot out so fast that the splash back got in my anus before it closed.
aircannon by Jsummers33 December 8, 2016
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asscannon 

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.
After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.
asscannon by MacDano July 12, 2006
A person who shows signs of being gay.
That guy over there looks very arcanon.
Arcanon by Bossssss February 26, 2009

Africannon 

warrior a warrior from the dark continent; a soldier for the motherland
Kunta Kintae showed he was a true africannon when he endured the lashes rather than call himself Toby.

Marcus Garvey was the first africannon to call for Africa's children to come home in the late 1960's in America.
Africannon by FuriousWon May 21, 2008

aidscannon 

the penis of a man with aids. when the man ejaculates, the aids laden semen shoots out, like a cannonball from a cannon, hence, aidscannon
Freddie Mercuries penis is an aidscannon
aidscannon by aidscannon January 8, 2013
Polish board game of an independent author released in 2019.
Arcanon is a very interesting game.
Arcanon by GameEngineerPL February 6, 2022

Africannon 

warrior a warrior from the dark continent; a soldier for the motherland
Kunta Kintae showed he was a true africannon when he endured the lashes rather than call himself Toby.

Marcus Garvey was the first africannon to call for Africa's children to come home in the late 1960's in America.
Africannon by FuriousWon May 21, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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