air guitaring

the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.

1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.

by uh... March 3, 2005

Air Guitar

A form of female masturbation, where a girl uses one hand to tickle her nipple whilst using the other to strum/stimulate her clitoris.

for left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse clitoris for pleasure. Can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. Imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. Playing a great tune in the back ground or any song (Jimi Hendrix recommended). This looks like you are playing an Air Guitar
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.

by Bobby Big Mac July 23, 2011

Air Guitar

For people that try to hard to be cool.

P1: "Hey man, check out my air guitar skillz with a 'z'!"
P2: "No man, you suck... you suck man titties."

by dixintha March 27, 2008

Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

by Javvino October 10, 2014

Air Guitar

Air Guitar = Masturbation

Matthew: Stewart Stop air guitaring.
Stewart: IM cracking out a proper good solo:D

by Pooart March 2, 2009

Canadian Air Guitar

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.

Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

Air Guitar Hero

The act of playing an air plastic Guitar Hero guitar instead of playing a normal air guitar. Most commonly accompanies hearing a song that is featured in Guitar Hero on the radio, a CD player, or an mp3 player.

We were driving down the road when Iron Maiden's "Trooper" came on the radio. Immediately, and unconsciously, we all began to play air guitar hero.

by SH's de1337ed June 7, 2007