A unit of time. approximately 5 minues.
by thebiglechowski August 19, 2010
Product made to relieve stress. A controversial topic, but put in simple terms, a drug constructed of a filter and tobacco (mixed with some chemicals) wrapped in paper. The lighter's best friend.
by Define Me March 17, 2008
cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life...
whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.
and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.
whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.
and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.
by cancer sticks are beautiful June 23, 2005
Perhaps the best thing invented by man since alcohol. Adds a little zing to the day. Also give you 5mins alone every hour or so (However this varys per person) To think about your next cigarette or some pressing matter you've gone for a cigarette to escape.
The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.
Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)
Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.
Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.
Long live smoking!
The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.
Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)
Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.
Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.
Long live smoking!
Wow, I'm dying for a cigarette! I'll be back in 5mins.
I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.
I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.
by Alimace January 9, 2009
Tobacco blended and rolled in paper, sealed in glue.
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Smoked by lighting and inhaling.
Over 1 billion people in the world are smokers, probably more.
Smokers do not care about their health, therefore making them badass as hell because they look death in the face and say "Suck my left one."
Person 1: Man, i'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: Duude, thats soo bad for you. You're frying your lungs, you know?
Person 1: *Proceeds to roundhouse Person 2 in the ribs and stands over him* I don't give a fuck.
by AndGreg April 20, 2008
by Derek July 25, 2004
1),Jeff: "What's that? It reminds me of when I was a teenager".
Angie: "Karen smokes".
Me (embarassed that she snitched after she promised me she wouldn't): "ANGIE!"
Angie: "Well, you're the one with the cigarettes in your hand!"
Jeff: "Smokey The Clove".
2) When I was a smoker I didn't smoke my cigarettes every day. How can you smokers manage to smoke a pack or two of cigarettes daily? I could never smoke that much. I only smoked six cigarettes maximum in a day, and that was fine for me.
Angie: "Karen smokes".
Me (embarassed that she snitched after she promised me she wouldn't): "ANGIE!"
Angie: "Well, you're the one with the cigarettes in your hand!"
Jeff: "Smokey The Clove".
2) When I was a smoker I didn't smoke my cigarettes every day. How can you smokers manage to smoke a pack or two of cigarettes daily? I could never smoke that much. I only smoked six cigarettes maximum in a day, and that was fine for me.
by Karen Stickney September 29, 2007