zeusbag

Zeusbag

N. One who abuses his power to participate in douchebagory

Adj. -of or relating to a zeusbag

Zeus. He constantly has sex with mortal women, despite having a wife. He became king of everything, while Hades, the older brother, got stuck with a whole lotta dead people. No one can tell him he is wrong, cause he is teh king. He uses his power to be a douchebag. Because if this, he is a zeusbag.

by Zeusbag Informer December 10, 2013

Zeusbag

Someone who is constantly stealing your thunder.

(Hanging out with friends)
Random guy: Why are you hanging out with him? He's such a loser.
You: Man, fuck off my couch. Quit being a God damn Zeusbag!

by Illiterate banshee March 10, 2017