Where’s your dog?

What the fuck are you doing?

Ex: a young man shits in an alley and a middle man with an accent asks “where’s your dog?” What the fuck are you doing?

by Ggeogjt222222 August 29, 2020

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021