What the john?

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

by iCruncher May 25, 2022

What's the John?

What's up with that?

From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?

Tank: Simpsons aren't on tonight. Big Brother is on instead.

Dave: What's the John?

by tankass May 20, 2003

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.

Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?

by JohnKaneAdmirer February 8, 2010

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 9, 2020

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.

by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!

by nao and gis June 7, 2022