The web is a drinking game played by the most American of Americans (THE AMERICANISTS.) The beautiful game traces its humble beginnings to Spokane, WA and Gonzaga University. To play the web coffee cups need to be set up on a quarter friendly table and after the ceremonial web chant, the action begins. The chant must be of a sufficient nature to scare little children. Each player attempts to bounce their quarter in a cup. If the quarter lands in the cup on the first attempt, the player may pass in either direction. The goal is to lap an inferior quarter bouncer. Upon lapping them, they have been officially webbed. If the person on the other side of the inferior quarter bouncer make it on the first try they can web the person again. The game is traditionally played with three cups but depending on the number of players 3 is not uncommon. Further, 4 and 5 cup games have been attempted with mixed success. The individual being webbed, must drink out or puke out. This rule is strictly enforced and any web game that doesn't observe this rule is no web at all. The web usually results in crunkness. The importance of patriotism and sexism cannot be underemphasized in the web, for it is the game where boys become men. It is a true battlefield for only the most glorious of warriors. Many strong men have blindly partaken in the web. Their lives have been changed indefinitely.
The web is the greatest game ever.
I webbed you.
You have been webbed.
Noun: weberee
Adjective: webtastic
Verb: webbing
I webbed you.
You have been webbed.
Noun: weberee
Adjective: webtastic
Verb: webbing
by THE WEBEREE October 17, 2009
The act in which your supervisor assigns you more work right before you are suppose to leave for the day.
I was getting ready to punch out for the day then got webbed the last 15 minutes of my shift by the Sup
by Marion Morrison January 5, 2018
by sdegraeve September 5, 2006
by showgun November 13, 2009
person A: so how was your grandmas place?
person B: Oh it was terrible, i walked in on her naked in the bathroom and i saw her web!
person B: Oh it was terrible, i walked in on her naked in the bathroom and i saw her web!
by shezbomb April 6, 2009
having just ejaculated into your hand...webbing is the act of firing the hot spunk in the direction of others in a spiderman hand thrust.
most commonly used during intercourse. the "webber" may withdraw, spunk on the hand and go "webbing" in the face of the unsuspecting slag.
alternatively, spunk in the hand and then wonder out into the street and go "webbing" on a total random!
magic stuff
most commonly used during intercourse. the "webber" may withdraw, spunk on the hand and go "webbing" in the face of the unsuspecting slag.
alternatively, spunk in the hand and then wonder out into the street and go "webbing" on a total random!
magic stuff
by trever benjamin March 22, 2007