Waffleitis

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The correct term given to a Youtuber who cannot control their impulse to talk utter shite whilst streaming live. Subject has no limit and is guaranteed to bore the pants off of everybody unfortunate enough to catch the live stream.

OMG this dude has waffleitis so bad, i want to block my ears with slugs.

Waffleitis by Silent Robot March 30, 2019

Words you can keep

WaffleTastik

🔥 A FANTASTIK way to describe how AMAZING WAFFLES are.. WaffleTastik

🔥 As I bite into this warm, melted buttery, maple syrupy waffle..it taste WaffleTastik!

WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019

Related Words

Waffleitis • Waffleities • Waffletastic • Raffleitis • Waffleicious • wafflets • WaffleTastik • Wafflitus • Waffle-time • waffle crisp

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.

A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.

waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013

wafflets

1-A baby waffle
2-The beginning form of a waffle
3-A young waffle, prior to being toasted and prior to syrup.
4-I mythical beast, once believed to live in southern canada, but more recently believed to live in freezers.

1- Aww, this wafflet is so cute! It still has a diaper!
2- This waffle is so white and still has legs, it must be a wafflet!
3- This waffle is so cold and white.. hmm.. this here appears to be a waffle!
4- Don't move, I believe I just saw a wafflet in that draw of your freezer. THERE IT IS AGAIN! OMFGEESES, RUN!

wafflets by XIII a.k.a. GOD July 6, 2005

Waffleities

Waffleities A cat who is a greek philospher cat who is a know it all. Usually a tuxedo cat.

Waffleities demanded dinner.

Waffleities by charlottepet May 6, 2022

Waffletastic

Too amazing to define with fantastic.
So you combine it with a cool word like waffle and make the word "Waffletastic".

That pancake mix was waffletastic.

Waffletastic by FakeAndGayDefinitions July 14, 2010

Raffleitis

I think I have Raffleitis, I've just spent £600. and all I won was a visit to an owl sanctuary for 3 people.

Raffleitis by Jay_ward123 May 14, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026