Swag that is so amazing that it can only belong to hockey players. Usually this type of swag is found in New England. Anybody with unreal swag can dangle around any player, snipe on the best goalies, and can get biddies.
Bender 1: Woah that kid has unreal hockey swag.

Bender 2: Yea he just dangled around all of us and then sniped on our goalie.
by bender_killer November 15, 2010
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