Tri-pod

Having an exteremely long penis as to where it would be the size of a third leg.

Hello ladies, my name is Dan, but you can call me tri-pod!

by Snuman January 24, 2007

Tri-pod

A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.

I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.

by Tiny Hats April 11, 2009

Trigger Happy Tri Pod

This is an albino like white person that can be found with many guns. He has 2 normal legs and 1 extra that he uses as a kick-stand when he is aiming his gun. Mostly found in the Carolinas.

Hey look there Willy, look at it!! That's the Trigger Happy Tri Pod, we better get out of here!!

by Milk Snake April 18, 2014

Tri•pod

An infamous dance move created by a promiscuous Latina; it was created to lure African American men with mouths full of gold.

"Yo that girl is so nasty! She's tripoding on the dance floor. She's a Tri•pod

by DR. A October 22, 2012