Tlaked

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A seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend's ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling 'talked' intending to say "Hey! We haven't talked in a while...", however in reality 'Tlaked' is meant as a sexual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with passionate sex in his backyard. Often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a 'Double-Tlaked' in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.

Brandon : "Dude, did you hear George and his girlfriend broke up?"

Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."

Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"

Tlaked by Zeus Alexander Neverwinter February 10, 2010

Words you can keep

Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

Self-takedown by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010

Related Words

Tlaked • twaked • taked • takeda • twaked out • Takeda_Xin • takedownman • takedown notice • takedown whore • Talked

Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

Tinder Takedown by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

twaked out

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time

hey, that dude is really twaked out!

twaked out by dildo dan September 18, 2003

talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

talked to the john by John Leggett April 21, 2005

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

Asoingboba takedown by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Toaked

Extremely intoxicated

"I am going to get so toaked." I am going to get so wasted

Toaked by Andre'l_ghati November 1, 2013

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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