Tlaked

A seemingly innocent common error made in a text when your friend's ex-girlfriend texts you misspelling 'talked' intending to say "Hey! We haven't talked in a while...", however in reality 'Tlaked' is meant as a sexual invitation that will undoubtedly leave your friend furious with you after you have ravaged his ex with passionate sex in his backyard. Often the friendship is ruined however in cases of a 'Double-Tlaked' in which each party tlaks each others ex the betrayal is neutralized.

Brandon : "Dude, did you hear George and his girlfriend broke up?"

Jess : "Yeah, she sent me a text saying we haven't Tlaked..."

Brandon : "You would tlak his ex so soon? Damn dude' that's cold"

by Zeus Alexander Neverwinter February 10, 2010

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Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

by dj scribble scrabble July 24, 2010

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Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

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