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timson

genius, omnipotent, godly, supreme, uber, the one and only, best of the best from the east to the west, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega, the chosen one
timson is better than Cons.
timson owns all.
timson.
by iitimsonii September 26, 2003
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TimKOng

A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
by The Educators April 5, 2019
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tisoned

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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Tickle Tipson

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back
by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022
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Timon

At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).
Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.
by daddygasm March 23, 2020
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Timon

Has an abnormally long dong
Damn, he has a Timon dong
by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019
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Timon

Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
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