Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.
by Toilet896 November 18, 2015
The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.
by baddiewiththefatty February 6, 2021
Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi October 15, 2008
Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
by DeOmnibusDisputandum March 25, 2011