Lamppost Homosexual

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.

J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"

by Geeez February 25, 2008

lamppost mod

The process of modifying your car by smashing it into a light post. Can cause injury.

Dude, did you hear how David lamppost modded his truck?
Yeah, it was pretty sick.

by B-rakeofficial May 3, 2017

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Pointy Lamppost

After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.

my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.

by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011

The lamppost

When you attach a small light to the end of your cock, and preform sex with it whilst the light is on.

I did the lamppost with my girlfriend using a strobe light, and now she is dancing on the floor.

by User 69 420 November 17, 2021

Inverse Lamppost

When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.

Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.

by Bigboibobby420 July 3, 2022

new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live

man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost

by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011