The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.
also related to Frankie Jonas
also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"
by dark princess January 9, 2008
A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.
Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
by MGN February 23, 2009
by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009
A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
by Justine Beatle lover August 20, 2009
Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?
Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!
Guy: Wow, they suck.
Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!
Guy: Wow, they suck.
Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JonasHater March 4, 2009
hottest boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the best songs ever. are sweet, funny, and kind boys. bangable.
also related to Frankie Jonas
also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just love the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers fricken rock!"
"Who else but the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers fricken rock!"
"Who else but the Jonas Brothers??"
by MegMarSant333 December 8, 2007
A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 August 12, 2008