BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. blonde. scared. peter pan. blunt. judgmental. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. embarrassing. proud. Doesn’t take shit from anyone.
tess of the d'urbervilles
by DR031ISE* July 27, 2009
An absolutely amazing gal, she is funny and has amazing taste. She likes Tik Toks. A big crier, always lonely. Best friends with Kairi. Probably emo, probably bi.
by KairiDawn January 16, 2019
a bad ass friend who never lets you down. is always is pretty smart and good to work with. she is the shoulder you need to cry on and a magor Brandon Urie/panic at the disco fan.
Tess don't give a fuck
by lavenderblossom222 February 22, 2018
A name given to girls who are somewhat smart, but still barely pass tests and quizzes. Tesses are usually extremely hot and have gorgeous legs and an awesome ass. They are not really sluts, but might slip in a quick blow now and then.
Tess: Wow, I only passed this course by 2%!
Random guy: OK, great...
So how about a bj?
Tess: Sure, why not...
Random guy: OK, great...
So how about a bj?
Tess: Sure, why not...
by pussyfucker299890.3 January 23, 2010
by eugene latard September 26, 2010
A Tess is someone who has brown hair with a pink streak. She lives in Miami. She is shy when you first meet her, and is quiet and awkward in front of people who she is intimidated or uncomfortable around, because she is a bit insecure. But as soon as they leave, a Tess will become an entirely different person. She will become loud, and aggressive, and will usually take the spotlight. Tess is able to make friends, but it usually takes a while. People usually think she is snobby, because she is shy, or that she is a loser because she has a hard time making new friends, but she is actually not. She is discriminated against sometimes because she is overweight, only by a couple of pounds, but is in a school full of ugly, confident, anorexics. She is obsessed with One Direction and Selena Gomez, and is smart, but makes average grades. Overall, Tess is a very nice person who will be loyal, and faithful to you through practically anything.
Group of snobs:
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.
All: Laughing
At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone
Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.
All: Laughing
At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone
Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)
by abbyheartscheerios August 24, 2012