by cUms0cK December 7, 2020
A girl who is strong ad will stand up for her friends. You can trust her inside and out. She can be shy but that is because she wants to not make a bad impression. she is curious nd shines her light. If you meet this girl don't make a mistake of not getting to know her because you wont regret it.
by queen1010 March 21, 2018
The coolest person E.V.E.R. Tesses are random and hyper and good at everything. They can walk the walk and talk the talk. Everyone wants to know Tess and be her friend. Shes really funny. She is actually pretty smart but comes across as being dumb becuase shes a little ditzy. She has poor common sense but good morals. She makes no sense sometimes. She can be a little forgetful but can make it up in bed. Shes incredible in bed and knows how to satisfy. Shes not a slut but isnt afraid to give you what you want.
Guy: "OMG did you see that girl run out into the middle of the street to pick up a pennt?"
other guy: "Yeah she was such a Tess"
Guy: "That was so awesome. I want to bang her"
other guy: "OMG me too...again!!!"
other guy: "Yeah she was such a Tess"
Guy: "That was so awesome. I want to bang her"
other guy: "OMG me too...again!!!"
by Awesome turtle May 2, 2011
Tess is the bestest and most athletic evr. I love my bestfriend tess and i would like to be her best fran forever. She is pretty ( AND SHE CAN SING ) athletic, smart and loyal. She isnt selfish and she makes time for everyone
Tess is so cool
by Yertness January 5, 2018
A person and an adjective.
Tess is a person who is super fun and nice, but spontaneously falls asleep. This is called, "pulling a tess"
Tess is a person who is super fun and nice, but spontaneously falls asleep. This is called, "pulling a tess"
person a:What happened to you last night?
person b: Pulled a Tess, sorry! Fell asleep getting ready!
person b: Pulled a Tess, sorry! Fell asleep getting ready!
by RCyeyeye October 21, 2011
Tess is really funny, sporty and laid back. She is mature and laughs at stupid stuff. If you find a wild Tess and you would like to talk to her, bribe her with candy and you got yourself a wild Tess. Tess’s are usually really shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’ll warm up to you and never shut up. Tess’s normally have a crush but dont tell them because she’s scared of rejection. They are normally introverted, and quiet. Tess’s can be found in all sorts of places. Her dark room, A volleyball court, Playing snapchat games while eating food, or simply just cuddling her dog named June.
August, the other dog is completely irrelevant. ;)
If you find a tess, and date her, your relationship would be 100% truthful on her part, but you have to make it 100% too. Never make a wild tess mad. She will eat you, revive you, and eat you again. Beware if the wild Tess is mad. The wild tess wont hesitate to kill you with memes.
August, the other dog is completely irrelevant. ;)
If you find a tess, and date her, your relationship would be 100% truthful on her part, but you have to make it 100% too. Never make a wild tess mad. She will eat you, revive you, and eat you again. Beware if the wild Tess is mad. The wild tess wont hesitate to kill you with memes.
by tessy;) September 8, 2019
Tess is the craziest friend out there. She a bit of a hoe but it’s ok cuz she’s sweet too. Tess is also a part of a very successful team called “guido’s dream dream,” that everyone wants to be a part of. Tess always has the best friends ever that everyone’s wants. Tess is goals.
Person 1: Tess just talked to me, omg am I blushing?
Person 2: OMG, ur the luckiest person in the world!!!
Person 2: OMG, ur the luckiest person in the world!!!
by Tess’s best friend ever December 7, 2018