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"Tau Sigma!"
by Peter "Deacon" Bakke July 30, 2006
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Tau Beta Sigma is a co-ed national service sorority dedicated to serving collegiate marching bands and promoting women in music. Founded in 1946 by Wava Baines, Tau Beta Sigma grew out of a desire of the women at Texas Tech University to serve as part of the fraternity Kappa Kappa Psi. However, World War II prevented the men of KKPsi to convene and vote on allowing women in the fraternity, so the lovely Texas Tech women set out on founding their own organzation.
Today, TBSigma has founded 140 active chapters, has around 3000 active members and over 40,000 alumni.
Many college bands are served by the lovely women and grand men of Tau Beta Sigma.
by ktinag September 15, 2009
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A fraternity of total burnouts, douche bags, and tools who think they are sweet. All they care about is getting wasted and completely fail in their poor attempts to get laid.They think they are the best and no one likes or respects them. They are known at KSU for being "So Fag" and not accepting the fact they they are a pack of fudge-packing cunts. Their most flamingly homosexual chapter lies within Kent State University.
Greg: Hey man, look at those fags who keep getting rejected!
Mike: Its the Sigma Tau of Kent State, I heard they suck dick, literally!
Ryan: I saw one of them giving another dude in their frat a handjob!
Mike: Doesnt surprise me, let's beat the shit out of them!
All: YEAH!
by dontturnintoadoosh October 28, 2010
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Founded in 1899, Alpha Sigma Tau is a national sorority for women, dedicated to promote the ethical, cultural, and social development of its members. This sorority has close philanthropic ties to the Pine Mountain Settlement School in Harlan County, Kentucky as well as Habitat for Humanity.

They are your roommate, your neighbor down the hall, a classmate or a friendly face in a sea of strangers on campus. Look for them studying in the library, volunteering for local charities, working on campus, shopping in the city and proudly wearing their letters.
alpha sigma tau girls are gorgeous, intelligent, and definitely know how to party ;)
by beachypeach March 25, 2010
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AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive
random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid
by colin February 26, 2005
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you can't spell fantASTtic without AST!
There may be a couple other words you can spell with AST, but this is a personal favorite of mine
by turtle 1 February 26, 2005
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The hottest sorority known to man... best looking girls, best dancers, biggest drinkers... a parties not a party unless the AST's are there!
Frat Guy: Holy Shit, look at those hot girls dancing on that table, they must be AST's
by Liam February 24, 2005
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