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When a lanky creeper skulks around a public venue with a goofy smirk on his face. He will commonly act like your long lost buddy even though you wouldn't associate with him under any circumstances. He will also make incorrect statements about your place of work, request reimbursement for gas and mileage for anything he claims to have done on a charitable basis, attempt to sucker you into losing and/or bad business deals and will claim anything a family member has done is the "adventure of a lifetime."
Dude #1: Yo man, did that smirking fairy just ask you for gas money and claim he needed reimbursement for a trip to a Orphanage?

Dude #2: Pretty much, but he also claimed he was digging our buddy time on the hoops court, I worked for the highway department and then he tried to sell me his jank Camaro that he said had been driven in a Disney parade. He claimed I would have the adventure of a lifetime if I drove it.

Dude #1: Aw man, you got TCrocked.
TCrock by SuperLloyd October 20, 2014
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Throckmorton 

He's your cousin who is suuuuper good at skateboarding. Throcky for short.
Me: Hey, did you see my cousin Throckmorton skateboarding last night bro? He kiiiilled it.

Johnathan (or something I don't remember his name): Please set me free I don't know you or Throcky I just want to go back home I have a family and I really don't like being tethered to your basement wall it's cold and i'm hungry and itchy
Throckmorton by Throcky June 7, 2018
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Throckmorton 

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.
"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."
Throckmorton by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018

Throckmorton 

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.
-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*
Throckmorton by Sred January 24, 2020

throcket 

Jake C. Is the biggest Throcket this side of the Mississippi.

fockle trockle

A bunch of people sitting in a hot tub together.
Hey guys, come over and join the fockle trockle!
fockle trockle by KMTFM June 18, 2009

throckysexual 

Sexual attraction to your friend’s cousin: Throckmorton, the skateboarder
Me: Damn, Throcky looking extra thicc today, amirite?
Friend: Are you Throckysexual??
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