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elevator doesn't go to the top floor 

this person is not very smart
If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
Roof openings designed to blast Journey and Bon Jovi at bystanders while you do wicked burnouts in your IROC-Z or Buick Grand National.
"We drove 800 miles without seein' a cop,
got rock n' roll music blastin' out the T-Tops" - The Boss
T-Tops by Muscles Marinara April 21, 2009

S.P. to P.T 

(Slam Piece you take to Pound Town) When you’re not in a relationship but don’t want to blatantly say “the person I’m fucking”. You should apply the term oh “my SP to PT” was amazing last night...
Are you dating ? Or is it just an S.P. to P.T. situation?
S.P. to P.T by Hjgeezy January 10, 2019
Toppy T is a Cypriot don with immense charisma. He is also huge with a height of about 196cm. You’re either with Toppy T or against him. He is from the deep streets or Ayorgi (Karaoglanoglu) in Kyrenia. He is a brainsta, which is a gangsta who is smart. He got 9s on his gcses but he’ll still mash your face. He is an active member of K5 (karaoglanoglu 5ers). He usually rolls with TinySkattz and Senks. He is the only man in Ayorgi with a RPG
Man 1: Lol look at Toppy T with his books. He’s a nerd fam.
Man 2: Are you dumb bruv He is k5
Man 1: ah shit. He should be a brainsta then
Man 2: you’re a wasteman
Toppy T by King of north cyprus October 21, 2022
A way to defend yourself in a group chat. Do you ever feel like you can’t answer a certain insult or dry text? Well this means absolutely anything you want it to be!
John: you’re e so trash
Nikki: how ttopd of you

Jenifer: I like reading random facts Sometimes
Amy: how ttopd of you!
TTOPD by Chickenstew April 14, 2020
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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