by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 4, 2019
Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.
by God_in_a_Box October 11, 2010
Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.
by 47texts March 11, 2011
Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!
Student # 4056: Your mother.
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford!
Student # 4056: Your mother.
by 8194056 December 30, 2011
A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.
My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.
by Greeniulon December 9, 2018
by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008
Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"
by zingirl September 16, 2016