Spoon

A particularly stupid individual.

"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."

by jojiighei March 17, 2018

Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection May 28, 2012

Spoon

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

by C Lynch August 13, 2008

Spoon

noun- East coast term used for a lacrosse stick.

Hey did you bring your spoon? We're going to have a catch.

by Big RuK February 7, 2011

Spoon

If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"

"Don't hit me with the same spoon"
"Don't hit me with my spoon"
"Let my spoon be"
"Don't spoon me"

by Abra-Cadabra February 21, 2009

Spoon

Spoon is an insult from New Zealand, with a similar meaning to numpty, egg, or dick. If someone calls you a spoon it pretty much means you're being a bit of a dumbass, idiot, clown or a dick. If you are called a spoon you should either stop what youre doing, or defend yourself by calling them an insut bearing a similar meaning e.g. egg or dick.

"Aw you fuckin' spoon, you dropped my maccas!"
"Don't call me a fuckin' spoon, you dick"

by Saxy Sam December 17, 2019